The Last Sloper

The Last Sloper

Our 3rd Birthday Bash

Saturday, 10 May 2025
5pm – 11pm

Cost
Pay us anything from £5 to £25 - whatever you can afford that’s okay with us.
We’d love some cash but more importantly we just want you here!

Somehow we have made it three years! Well nearly all of us…

It was unexpected to lose James last October to the notorious Mono Murderer, but hey, maybe there will be a (late) Easter miracle? We are called Rise after all.

We cordially invite you to celebrate our third turn around the sun and pay your respects to our dearly departed James!

Introducing yet another new comp format to the scene… the Last Sloper, a easter themed birthday party climbing comp!

Chocolate eggs, Jesus, the Easter Bunny, life after death, all core components of climbing comps right?

Try (and) copy this one…

As it stands, the plan is to set around 20 top quality blocs, which when climbed will uncover the secret of returning from the dead. In a team (1 - 4 people per team) you will need to solve the mystery of mortality, and resurrect James to win.

MOST IMPORTANTLY each team is also invited to make and bring a model of James to celebrate his contribution to Rise.

There will be a prize for the best James! The models will be scored on size, likeness, and how they capture his personality.

Ps extra points if you come dressed as James

FAQ’s

  • Yes please! We are limiting the event to just 75 tickets, so please get one in advance to make sure you can come and take part in this thing!

  • You know we love a pay what you feel comp, so we thought we would do it again.

    Pay us anything from £5 to £25 - whatever you can afford that’s okay with us. We’d love some cash but more importantly we just want you here!

    If you cant afford anything - drop us a message and we will sort you out no questions asked!

  • Only the best cheese toasties and cocktails in Canning Town!

    We will have a light food menu (cheese toasties and noodle pots) and our full bar menu (beers, wines, cocktails) on the go all night.

    No drinks while you are climbing though, just for afterwards!

  • Teams can be between 1 and 4 people!

  • We guess you don’t have to, but the team who make the best James will also win the best prize.

    Also think about how weird it will look with a load of James everywhere - surely that makes it worth it?